They must know a lot of us get bored reading and managing coffee orders. (There is a Skip button that works like an 88 DeLorean, sending you ahead through time and past all the boring shit. I honestly do not give a flying fuck what any of these customers want or if the business closes or gets blown up by terrorists. After just a few minutes, I was selecting my dialogue randomly and hoping for the best. Have you ever wanted to run a diner? That sounds like a lot of fun, right? Waiting on customers, managing employees and resources, that sort of thing? Yeah, me neither. I clicked the Options gear to cancel that bullshit immediately. The music, though, is some seriously faggy acoustic guitar noodling that sounds like it’s setting up for a heartfelt, sexless moment on a boring teen drama. The girls doing the voice acting have fuckably cute, sweet voices even if the acting is a little bit stiff. So far it’s just boring shit, like making coffee, but I start getting ideas as soon as women start following my instructions. I’m the boss, I guess, and I’m telling these hot servers what to do. This is Chapter 1 of Daughter for Dessert. If your wife notices Love Joint in your history, just blame the kids.Īfter choosing a name, I’m dropped into an empty diner with some dialogue scrolling at the bottom of the screen. It’s fairly standard stuff, but the one that’s going to bother some of you is that playing the game in your browser’s Super Secret Porn Mode will cause issues with saving your game. Running a Diner to Tie the Sex Scenes TogetherBefore the game starts, Daughter for Dessert gives you some quick tips to improve game performance.
Not because I’m worried about having pornographic games on my desktop like you might be if you’re wanking along at work or home, but because I’m all lubed up and I probably shouldn’t have taken that third dose of Chinese erectile enhancement pills.
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There is an option to Download Game, but I’m opting to Start Game in the browser. There’s a link back to the Love Joint website and a Patreon page at the bottom of the screen, but I’m ready to jump right in. You don’t have to be some kind of hentai weirdo to get a boner for these hotties.
The young sluts laying on a beach in their bikinis, staring seductively at the camera, are rendered in a realistic CG style. The image on the page doesn’t move, but it’s already clear this isn’t some half-ass bullshit some retard drew in MS Paint a decade ago, nor is it made of pixelly graphics that would have looked good back in 1992. I’m now really hoping that warning is a big, fat lie or at least a very misleading half-truth. There is no blood relationship between any characters, and all intercourse is completely consensual.”Īs a dude who looks at a lot of kinky shit on the Internet, I can tell you that a warning like that is generally a cover-your-ass legal thing. It’s not the typical “Adults Only” message you get from most porn sites. I pasted the URL into my browser and the Warning screen came up. No Incest in This Incest Game? WTF?I went into this game blind, not knowing a damn thing about it other than somebody told me it may be worth a look. I’ve got my junk out and I just gassed up the wall-mounted penile stimulator, so let’s take a look at what those visitors are shaking their wieners at. I’m just going off of the name so I could be totally wrong, but they’ve also got nearly 6000 paying patrons on Patreon. That may be a few less than Fortnite, but it’s presumably a lot easier to jerk off to. Daughter for Dessert is a perverted videogame that addresses the issue head-on, with hopefully some head-giving included.ĭaughter for Dessert is hosted by, who gets about 5000 visitors per day.
It’s kind of ironic, given all the cherry popping and creampie filling I see on an hourly basis, but the body just forgets all about sustenance when it’s trying to clean the pipes of all that built-up, sticky sex goo. DfD aka Daughter For Dessert! Sometimes, when I’m deep in the depths of a week-long masturbation binge, I forget to eat.